Dear Tobias,
You were not at work today. Are you sick again? I suggested that you were abducted by aliens, but others just laughed off the idea.
I hope you are not abducted at all, but, if you are, it would be cool if your abductors were aliens. Cool, of course, if they return you. And I mean – you, the real you, not a clone of yours…
Oh, no… now I am scared! How will I be able to know that you are the real you when I see you again?
IF they return “you” at all…
Stumble it!
MissUnderstood 